Cause of Death:Life

A Mike Chao production. All organizations are fictional parodies.

Orientation Packet

You are a person. You have a life.

Things will happen. Tap the least bad option.

There will be consequences. You'll find out.

HR has been notified.

All organizations, persons and pizzerias are fictional parodies.

Choose your victim

All persons are fictional. Any resemblance is your problem.
Case File#0000
Subject
Fatal flaw:
Dream
Persons of Interest
The Real Problem
Projected Duration
About days. Give or take you.
Pending
Day 1
The real problem:
Dream:

Processing your paperwork

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Obituary card
Typesetting your obituary
The Morgue

Ten drawers. One of them is a happy ending. We're as surprised as you are.